I'm not anti-social. Society is anti-me

I wish people spoke in subtitles. Then I could just close my eyes

Fighting for peace is like fucking for viginity

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps

People who live happily ever after are in some serious denial

I'm not weird. Im normal, and everyone else is weird

Never take life too seriously. It´s only a temporary situation anyway

Guys are like slinkies: Fun to play with, but you can't help but smile when one falls down a flight of stairs.

Found these quotes on Minions Illuminat site ;-) a site I´ll have to have a better browsearound later :-)