A remarkably nasty yet strangely entertaining site ..... Made a by a gentleman named Tony Hawks, no not the skater, featuring his laconic, even evil replies to e-mails sent to him by mistake ;-)

Tony Hawks You´r 900 is the best stand where i have see.

I have a question for you. Can you me help me? I would like become a good skater. All my joy laugh me out because i can´t a OLLY. Please help me!!!

Goodby: Rene, Germany

Dear Rene

First of all, Ollying is over-rated. Most of my friends can’t olly and they are still happy fulfilled individuals. In fact, I can’t Olly and I don’t want to. Ollying is silly.

Tony Hawks