One day a young blonde woman was speeding through Vermont only to be pulled over by the state police. She rolled down her window to confront the stern looking officer walking up to her door.

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?" he asked.

Gathering the dimmest expression possible the lady blinked, "Why, no idea at all officer. Are you trying to sell me tickets to the Policemen's Ball?"

"Ma'am," the officer said gruffly, "state police don't have balls." and upon realizing what he had said, tipped his hat, walked back to his car, and drove away