Friday, February 06, 2004

It´s Canada day on hey why not??

First some really funny videoclips from Canada !!

If you are finding it difficult to find time to check your breasts for cancer then check out this ad ;-)

Then a Canadian tv man goes to the states and questions Americans on the Canadian states......the funniest part is at the end ;-) And finally he asks people about the Canadian national igloo.....

A Joke ;-)

On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."

A Canadian..

* Thinks an income tax refund is a gift from the government. * On seeing a light at the end of a tunnel, assumes it is a train. * When given a compliment, always looks behind to see for whom it is intended. * Knows the difference between the Northern Lights and a Northern Lite. * Doesn't know anyone who owns a flag. * Is constantly pulling himself up by the roots to see whether he is still growing. * In a restaurant, apologizes for not being ready to order at the waiter's convenience. * Says "sorry" when you accidentally bump into him. * Waits for the light to change before crossing a deserted intersection at 3 a.m. * Says "no big deal" to a sidewalk cyclist who's just knocked him down. * Considers turning up the thermostat an integral part of foreplay. * Says "no thanks" to a telemarketing tape. * Says hi to anyone walking a dog. * Goes to hot-tub parties where people wear bathing suits.
* Heartily proclaims, "Sure it's 38 below, but it's a dry cold." * Carries travelers checks in a money belt. * When he musters enough courage to buy a Rolex watch, wears it hidden under a long-sleeve shirt and an Eaton's suit.


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